Random Thoughts Machine (RTM) is where I store most of my random thoughts and memories. At the end of each day, I try to collect them all and save them so my head doesn't explode. Please don't expect any fortunes, advice, news, religious enlightenment, or otherwise important information from RTM, she is what she is. RTM is old and rickety so she is only available certain hours out of the day.
Directions:
1.Press the red button once.
2.Upon much calculation and chemical reaction, RTM generates energy which is converted into a random thought.
3. Enjoy! :)

**NOTE! May not work right in Safari.